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I can't believe that I'm going to admit this, but I, Zander Robbins, am jealous. I never get jealous, especially over a girl. On the very rater occasion I get rejected I brush it off and move on, but she's different. She isn't the kind of girl that falls for a pretty face and talent; at least that's what I thought. Stevie is different from every other girl I've met. She's tough, beautiful, and smart all wrapped into one. Most girls with her tomboy personality could easily be written off as just one of the guys, but not her. Then Justin Cole came along. He is one of the guys almost every girl dreams about dating. I just didn't think that in

A few jokes I found that had to do with the twilight series: - How do you stop Jacob Black from attacking you? You pick up a stick, throw it and yell 'fetch'! - Why can't people stay angry at Jasper Hale? He calms them - Rosalie Hale was told to find something just as or more beautiful then herself. She came back with a mirror... - Alice Cullen and the Hulk were on a cruise and the ship sank, and they got trapped on an island, who would win a fight between them? There would be no fight becasue Alice would have seen the ship sink in her visions and never got on! -Jasper will never be a therapist becasue he already knows how you feel a